DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?

Esto se tiene que leer en voz alta o no tiene gracia. Leer el principio de cada frase, escrito en negrita con acento inglés... ;)

Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner
N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
Who and seek ago = Juan se cago = John is a chicken things
S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad
Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest
As say toon as = aceitunas = olives
The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me
See eye = si hay = yes we have
T n s free o ? = tienes frio? = are you cold?
T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection
Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you

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"No Sueñes tu Vida, Vive tu Sueño"
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Jorge Baiona